ESPN's Bill Simmons has some advice for Cousin BJ and men of similar stature:
(Put it this way: If you're a 6-foot-9 guy who could pass for an NBA player, spend two grand on an Armani suit, fly yourself to the NBPA party next February, load up on some Viagra, then tell every girl you meet that you're a reserve forward on the Raptors or Hornets. There's a decent chance you could have sex 35 times in three hours.)Apparently you don't even have to be able to play basketball to play basketball.
I'm not sure if that means something or not. Did hockey start yet?