The Grim Reaper
The Battle of Alberta has a neat little post about enforcer Stu Grimson, whose career was ended in 2001-02 at the hands of Georges Laraque. One of the few NHLers born in Kamloops (just like moi), Grimson kept fighting till the ripe old age of 36 and was always quite a character. Grimson sits in 40th spot on the all-time PIM leaders list.
And he was always quotable, too.