Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sean Avery: Gives the finger, gets the ladies

For those who didn't see the shot of LA Kings player Sean Avery strolling through Toronto with actress/puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert that was in the Toronto Star earlier this week:


Thanks to Hockey Will Tear Us Apart for the image link, although I'm not quite sure what she's talking about here.
Elisa -- girl, there are other body parts to a man besides his mouth. We all know his extraordinary oral talents. Maybe you could be the key in him to use those gifts for good, once in a while. By ... force if necessary.
Then again, maybe I do know what's being said and I'm averting my mind (as opposed to eyes, you see). I think this is about as risque as we ever get around here — this isn't Golbez's blog o' smut, after all.

47 Comments:

At 6:46 PM, December 07, 2005, Blogger aquietgirl said...

What was I on when I wrote that? Her name's Elisha, not Elisa. And meant that she could be key in getting him to use those oral gifts for good.

Hey, I'm just looking out for Elisha's well-being.

 
At 7:35 AM, December 08, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he must have a huge schlong

 
At 8:12 PM, December 09, 2005, Blogger Elisha Cuthbert said...

Boy was that cold!

 
At 11:33 PM, December 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well what's with him giving the finger ! He's full of attitude. Don't like the guy one bit. Hope Elisha knows what she's getting into

 
At 1:35 PM, December 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give him a break. Any guy would want to be in his shoes. NHL hockey player, living in L.A. Dated Rachal Hunter and now Elisha Cuthbert. Wow !

 
At 12:47 AM, December 29, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah sure, any guy would want to be in his shoes but he shouldn't be giving the finger in public. Lack of responsibility when young fans will see the pic.

 
At 2:19 PM, January 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:59 AM, January 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 1:23 PM, January 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he doesnt know how to respond to the media lets face it he is a hockey player and theyre not the smartest ones. However, the man is a saint if he can pull those two women for himself, obviously he's doing something right.

 
At 6:36 PM, February 05, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the whole point , he doesn't have to do anything right ! famous people stick with famous people simple as that. There are some god damn ugly famous people out there with hot chicks on their arms. And if they weren't famous/rich !?!?!?!?!

 
At 12:45 PM, March 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

gay your all gay
sean avery is no discrace to canada. and your lucky that im not there to hear you say that hockey players are dumb. i'd bet the crap out of you like a hockey player. stop hating on avery just cause he's got a beutiful girl and your stuck at home beating your meat to her so shut the hell up. fags. bye

 
At 12:18 AM, April 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean avery is awesome i met him in person and he is a really nice and cool guy dont be hatin on him or his girl

 
At 2:58 AM, April 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 4:14 PM, April 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean's a great guy, and he's a great hockey player! Any team should be lucky to have him. he is not a discrace to Canada. He has put himself on the map with his great hockey skills and his mouth. He is no different then any other loud mouths in the NHL. he speaks what he thinks and believes in. Can any of you idiots say the same for yourself?

 
At 12:01 PM, April 15, 2006, Blogger gpk packers said...

Elisha muyst really love
Sean if she's still going out with him even after he said all french canadiens are pussys...Elisha is from Gpk(greenfield park)city that i live in right now wich is in the suberb of montreal..the french canadian city...I really admire Elisha caus she gives hope to young people like me that comes from montreal even greenfield park and was alway a big fan of hers...but for once, i have to disagree...i Went to see the game vs the kings down in montreal..never seen a guy get booed like that haha...aniways what you gonna do:)

 
At 5:25 PM, April 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've waited a long time for this day to come...the NHL can do without idiots like sean avery. anyone who thinks this goof is a talent needs to have their head examined.

 
At 7:05 PM, April 15, 2006, Blogger Kings Rule said...

wtf r u guys talking about avery is not only entertaining to watch but can hit as hard as anyone else... i am a true kings fan who not only loves his team... but the sport as well... stop bagging on sean... he is exciting to watch on the ice and makes me laugh when he gets in the face of players like Teemu "Hide The Salami"... so f-off all u avery haters!

 
At 10:45 PM, April 17, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with you guys. I think Avery is an idiot. I think Elisha deserves better than that. But hey...she can date whoever she wants and I'll still be happy. I am a big fan of Elisha and that will never change!

 
At 12:13 AM, April 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

personaly I dont like Sean that much and I think Elisha deserves better than that.But she can date or marry whoever she wants and Ill still like her as much as I ever did! Sean I think you need to go but your still a good hocky player!

 
At 4:41 AM, April 22, 2006, Blogger AmericanIcon said...

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At 4:46 AM, April 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:05 PM, April 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ur a yellow low life pal talk shit on the internet say it to his face it's sean avery job to be a rat on the ic and ur prob just some computer junkie that sits on teh computer and no's nothing about sports.

 
At 6:14 PM, April 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

alisha cuthbert is pretty boobalisious, and if she likes him then thats cool good for her! But regardless he is a terrible hockey player, and stands up to noone!

 
At 7:23 PM, May 05, 2006, Blogger lllllllll said...

wow get off the computers ethugs god u guys are pathetic.. wtf is this posting about other peeps.. rofl u guys are sad .. nerds

 
At 8:08 PM, May 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elisha look very nice, hot girl in the next door :)
Elisha photos

 
At 6:53 PM, July 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to highschool with Avery. He had a big mouth back then and most of his teammates on the Platers didn't like him... even though he was their leading scorer. He's a good hockey player, a good antagonizer... but a bit of an ass.

 
At 7:33 PM, August 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Euhm Kings rule obviously you know nothing about hockey. Okay you're a kings fan so you dislike other players & teams but Teemu Selanne in one of the best players the league has ever seen. His stats are damn good and he is such a great guy. He is incredible towards the fans, does a lot for charity and the young Ducks all look up to him. Avery on the other hand is an ass.

 
At 3:09 PM, October 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am friends with Sean's parents in Canada and I have known him since he was a kid. He was always a mouthy brat and still is!
(sorry, but it's true)

 
At 1:50 AM, November 26, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He may be a mouthy brat but he is so freakin hot!

 
At 8:50 PM, January 25, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy sucks. He one of the biggest divers in the NHL.Everyone knows that.

 
At 8:30 PM, March 06, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone's jealous! sean backs up anything he says, he is a legend!

 
At 9:36 PM, March 21, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I played hockey with Shawn . And for one he does not have a huge slong. But maybe he is just a nice guy to her.

 
At 9:03 PM, April 01, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one on the Kings ever even liked Sean Avery.

 
At 12:34 PM, April 13, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, the Kings and Avery are old news, but Avery and the Rangers are hot! I think he's knows his hockey, has the mental and physcial aspect of the game down, and all I've ever heard about hockey from hockey players and fans is that it's all a part of the game. He's really good at what he does, and he does it for his team. Anyone that believes in their team, himself, and the fans, and is willing to sacrifice himself has a got to be an extraordinary person. I think he deserves to be recognized for his talent, and that's pushing buttons and drawing penalties. I think, and my family thinks that he's wonderful. We love him on the Rangers, and we think he's going to be a hockey legend. One point I must argue, is that no matter how much you dislike him, he isn't a dirty player. He's forthright, and he won't cheap shot anyone, or try to disable any player, he still has respect, even if he isn't getting any from other team players. I hope he keeps it up.

 
At 6:49 PM, April 14, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cuthberts Hot

 
At 9:08 PM, April 15, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

avery is the man

 
At 1:49 PM, April 18, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he surely rocked last night.. and he can rock me anytime!

 
At 3:27 PM, April 18, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avery is a big time fag. Only fights when he can win + turtles when he cant win. I went to school with him and he is not a very good hockey player. His attitude is the only reason he is in the NHL.

 
At 9:11 PM, April 21, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty sure your a huge fag and your probally jsut jealous he makes good money and dates a sexy celebrity...TSN did a nation wide vote that showed Avery being the best player in the playoffs so far. 87% of people think hes the best and i'd agree with them!

 
At 10:39 AM, April 27, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Avery is HOTTTTTTTT!!! I'm so happy that is is a Ranger.. I am looking forward to running into him in NYC one night and stealing him away from Elisha!! :)

 
At 4:44 AM, June 01, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dang! i dont want that avery dude for elisha...

 
At 4:45 AM, June 01, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

elisha deserves someone better....

 
At 11:49 PM, September 07, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Avery is a 10 out of 10 Fag.I'm a stockbroker and earned $3 million dollars last year and I'm only 25yrs old.

 
At 12:55 PM, November 07, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey stockbroker boy- The kind of assholes that brag about how much they make and how sweet they are, most always are the biggest pieces of shit,and dont ever compare yourself to Sean Avery who is the man, I wish you had the balls to do what he does everyday

 
At 8:08 AM, November 13, 2007, Anonymous solorunner said...

I watched the Leafs Rangers game and was appalled at Avery. Hes a punk of the highest order and few players honestly deserve to have thier heads kicked in. He can play and play well but that doesnt dicount hes a flaming A-hole

 
At 12:50 AM, January 26, 2008, Blogger EllenMacdonald said...

i think that sean avery is a great player and a great guy. i met him outside of madison square garden on night after a game and he nicely signed my jersey and was talking to the fans. he has my sharpie too=].hes a good guy. and all you avery haters should shut the hell up because if you think hes a bad player than you obviously know shit about hockey. your the best Sean! <3

 
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