Sunday, July 29, 2007

Meet Patrick Kane

After reading Patrick Kane's brief Q&A with the New York Times, I'm slightly more worried about the fate of the Chicago Blackhawks franchise:
FAVORITE MUSIC Lately, I have been into ’90s love songs, like “Kind and Generous” by Natalie Merchant.

FAVORITE TV SHOW “Friends.” I like chicklike stuff. I like love songs, and when I saw “The Pursuit of Happyness,” I cried.
I'll give him points for being honest.


At 5:45 p.m., July 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad San Francisco doesn't have an NHL team. He would fit in really well there.

At 6:16 p.m., July 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kane was honest but that doesn't make him smart.
At least he didn't pose as a nurse like Alex "Nobody remembers number 2" Daigle.

At 6:18 p.m., July 29, 2007, Blogger sager said...

Well, now that was just unnecessary....

However, to toughen Kane up, he should sit down with Derek Boogaard and Tie Domi to digest the finer points of the greatest movie ever made, John Cena as The Marine.

At 6:39 p.m., July 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even going along (temporarily) with the silly macho stereotypes...

Didn't Brett Hull say once that his favorite song was something really sappy, like Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond? Maybe that means Kane will score 700+ goals by the time he retires!

At 7:15 p.m., July 29, 2007, Blogger Kevin said...

Over at my blog, I did a profile of Kane, VR and Turris prior to the draft. According to the sources I found, Kane was the only one of the threee that didn't like John Mayer... and VR liked the OC. So, I guess hockey players are getting a little softer...

At 7:16 p.m., July 29, 2007, Blogger Sherry said...

Well, maybe he said it as a dare :P

Nothing wrong with being a little sensitive!

At 7:18 p.m., July 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it could have been worse: Most Favourite TV Show - Will & Grace; Most Favourite Music - broadway show tunes and anything by Barry Manilow or Bette Midler

At 11:43 p.m., July 29, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's Guys and Dolls, Jerry. Not Guys and Guys."

At 9:22 a.m., July 30, 2007, Anonymous everygirl said...

Aww. I think it's sweet. The ladies are going to love him.

Are you guys worried that Kane is gay, or that he's gay and he'll still get more women that you could ever hope to get your Nickelback-loving mitts on?

Come on, Mirtle, just admit love the Indigo Girls just as much as the next gal. At least Kane has balls to fess up.

At 10:05 a.m., July 30, 2007, Blogger jorach said...

Who the hell are the Indigo Girls?

At 11:08 a.m., July 30, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everygirl, I see your Nickleback crack and raise you:
Kane + love of horrible music/ultra-weak TV show + money = covered in babes.
Kane + love of horrible music/ultra-weak TV show + job at dad's hardware store = chickless loser.

money = covered in babes.

At 11:47 a.m., July 30, 2007, Blogger saskhab said...

I sense a lot of lurkers on this forum posting anonymously just went "Yes! Finally a player I can relate to!"

At 12:27 p.m., July 30, 2007, Anonymous everygirl said...

money = covered in babes.

I won't argue with you here anonymous, but I think that

money=covered in babes

evens out

young, with big boobs= covered in rich guys

Shallow men overlook homely women, and shallow women overlook guys who work in their dad's hardware store. It's Darwin, baby!

The NHL has a lot of female fans (the vast majority of which are NOT puck bunnies), who appreciate variations on the "I am a big tough man both on and off the ice" NHL player prototype.

For the record, the old "he must be gay" accusation just makes the accuser sound defensive about his own "shortcomings".

At 1:14 p.m., July 30, 2007, Blogger James Mirtle said...

Kane + love of horrible music/ultra-weak TV show + job at dad's hardware store = chickless loser.

Now we know who anonymous is... or at least we've narrowed it down.

At 2:45 p.m., July 30, 2007, Blogger Ben said...

as opposed to all the other players who list the most homoerotic movies they know and are thought of as "straight". Besides, who cares, a player who is getting some is a player who knows how to score.


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