How to hockey blog

I get emails all the time asking me how to start a hockey blog. Two years ago, I didn't have a clue (a trend, some would say, continues to this day).

Thankfully, Barry Melrose Rocks has penned a multi-step beginner's guide to hockey blogging, something that may come in handy for those looking for a laugh:

Don't forget to put Google Ads on your blog. Where else can you earn five cents per day for simply voicing your opinions? You'll be a millionaire in 5,500 years no time!

Do write posts about how old your blog is and how you find it so incredibly hard to come up with new content each and every day. Your readers will admire your amazing will to sit by your computer and type each day. Some men fight wars, while still others lead nations, but none of those men (or women) hold a candle to all of us who type for hours on end every single day about sports that, in the end, don't really matter at all.

Good stuff.